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    #id
    I remember once sabotaging the hot desk next to me so the trust-fund-kid-who-didnt-need-a-job-or-to-wash apparently, would eff off

    what a stinker!

    Who is letting them in?

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      #id
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Morning

      Taught the girl who works in the hotel in the mornings how to poach eggs. Yum yum; this improves my daily breakfast by a factor of 100.
      Do you have to set traps in a chicken coop at night and whip the eggs away before the farmer wakes up?

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        #id
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Do you have to set traps in a chicken coop at night and whip the eggs away before the farmer wakes up?
        Not quite, but they do have their own chickens nearby. Just seems a shame to fry such fresh eggs on both sides as they usually do, so I introduced the young lady to the delights of poached eggs. I won't teach her to make eggs benedict as she might think I'm seducing her. It always worked before I met Lady Tester but being a monogamous chap, I have to be careful.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #id
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          I SUSPECT YOUR STOPPED IT.
          All the more reason to use it

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            #id
            Morning

            Off to Epernay for the last leg of Norr's tour de France.
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

            Norrahe's blog

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              #id
              Feck.

              I think I've now really & truly had enough of this tuliphole.

              They're introducing Saturday classes.

              Well they'll have to do them without me.

              Saturday is the only day of the week I have more or less to myself.

              Apart from doing the laundry and food shopping of course.

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                #id
                Originally posted by bunk View Post
                yes it does
                really? Does it? Let me try. :d

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                  #id
                  Wonder how the NorPusses have been getting on without us.

                  I suspect they're not so happy about being fed everything once a day and not twice.

                  There will be much bribing with tuna on Friday.
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Feck.

                    I think I've now really & truly had enough of this tuliphole.

                    They're introducing Saturday classes.

                    Well they'll have to do them without me.

                    Saturday is the only day of the week I have more or less to myself.

                    Apart from doing the laundry and food shopping of course.
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by Alias View Post
                      Ommm...
                      Zen.

                      Chury.

                      Om.

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