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DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI thought this is a section of the board where we are nice to one another?
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I'm fine the wife is very good. Excellent I'd say.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWe are!
How are you? How is the wife?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I usually am... but not now.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWe are!
How are you? How is the wife?Comment
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Also could people stop quoting him as I really don't want to see his warblings, there's a reason for people being on ignore list.Originally posted by norrahe View PostI usually am... but not now.Comment
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For info this makes you look small minded and petty.Originally posted by norrahe View PostAlso could people stop quoting him as I really don't want to see his warblings, there's a reason for people being on ignore list.
Also, in one fell swoop you get to make me look like a more mature and better person.
In "short", pack it in.
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That's Karma that is, mate, for ratting on the skallies.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAh, good, the toilet flush is broken

It's off to B&Q for you my laddie.
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