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Dirty old manOriginally posted by Pondlife View PostYou need more protein inside you.
I mean bacon.
No decent bacon in the house, and come to think of it in the shops as well.
In order to have decent bacon I have to make it myself, so it wouldn't be ready till next week
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Just had a virgin trains bacon roll. Not recognisable as bacon in any common sense of the word.Comment
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I hate strepsils
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Why on earth didn't you drive?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostJust had a virgin trains bacon roll. Not recognisable as bacon in any common sense of the word.Comment
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Temperature is up and down like a whore's knickers today.
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Well, some cloggy interest in my CV today, unfortunately in telecoms which I haven't worked in for over 10 years
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I'd like to make summat like Stoofvlees ( stew), but don't have much of an appetite or the energy to do anything and Mr N is buggering orf to blighty in a bit.Originally posted by Alias View Posthmm, might make a hotpot tonight, havent had one of them for a very long time...
I have however given him instructions to download loads of stuff for me to watch before he goes.
I may drag my sorry ar$e out of bed in a bit.Comment
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