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Just realised that where I used to have a Friday morning sausage sandwich from the canteen as a treat in Edinburgh, I haven't spotted anywhere close by to get one in London. Probably a good thing now I no longer have my strenous walk to and from the office each day and I'm now relying on the sauna that is the tube to keep my suits fitting instead... -
How rude of the noob! At least he could have offered to buy you one!Originally posted by mudskipper View PostNoob waving his bacon under my nose. Git.
Morning all!
Lovely day today, unless you happened to be on a motorbike going round a bend when a retarded motorist decides that the apex of a blind corner is the best place to overtake a cyclist.
Clip-tastic!If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Yup.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
Are you feeling the chi, with your yin and yang in balance?
Apart from the stray sunbeam that's coming through the space left by the missing vertical blind strip & landing on the screen.
Can't win.Comment
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Can't wang either?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostCan't win.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Oh that's HP QC version 11 isn't it?Originally posted by Dallas View PostALM
AAAaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
just wanted to vent
aaaarrrrggghghhhhh
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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indeed, developed in israel apparently, supported out of russia but they cant talk to me today because they are relocating to north carolinaOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostOh that's HP QC version 11 isn't it?
aaaarrrrggghghhhhh
and i am hungry
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I have always suspected a Marxist-Leninist influence in that product.Originally posted by Dallas View Postsupported out of russiaAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostHow rude of the noob! At least he could have offered to buy you one!
Morning all!
Lovely day today, unless you happened to be on a motorbike going round a bend when a retarded motorist decides that the apex of a blind corner is the best place to overtake a cyclist.
Clip-tastic!
Squeeky bum moment! You all in one piece?
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Well, there we are then.
That's it.
No one in the lab until Monday.
Won't see a soul for the rest of the day.
Ho hum.Comment
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