And I managed to get my dry cleaning
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Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!
My eyes are itching.
It's hayfever.
Allergy to tree pollen at this time of year.
Ho hum.Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostDecided to do borek instead of pide+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Anyone heard of Bible poverty? No, me neither. Apparently it's rife in the third world.
Cheeky sods even put up the 'man cannot live by bread alone' quote - maybe not, but it's a lot tastier than a bible.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Well thank feck that's (almost) over for another year.
And if I feck off to a contract, it'll be over for ever & ever.Comment
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It must be said that PIC assembler programming doesn't come naturally to the esteemed customers.Comment
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But with a bit of encouragement (if you don't get this right, I'm going to eat your liver with fava beans and a nice chianti), and a modicum of help, they've mostly managed to do the business.Comment
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Which must be a good thing.
It don't half take it out of you though.
Thank Crunchy it's Friiiidaaaaay!Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWell thank feck that's (almost) over for another year.
And if I feck off to a contract, it'll be over for ever & ever.
Have a good one yerself.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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