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CenturyOriginally posted by norrahe View PostGreat!
Will have to put up with a week of builders chiselling away noisily at the chimney as they re-point it
Methinks 'tis time to head out.
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I bought Mrs BP two cats to keep her off kids.Originally posted by norrahe View PostYou need to have a life too.
Now I know why I have cats and not kids
That worked well didn't it.
If there is an afterlife I would like to come back as one of Mrs BP's cats. Except the bit where they got neutered......Comment
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If I am going to shoot anyone it will be myself. And with my luck I would miss.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostShoot me now.
It would be a kindness.

How fecking dim can these people be?
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Was singing/whistling that song about Rio.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQVll...eature=related
Now singing/whistling Muppets song.
Can't think why.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIf there is an afterlife I would like to come back as one of Mrs BP's cats. Except the bit where they got neutered......
I'd like to come back as my cats, as for neutered, well that was before we had them so they can't blame us
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Are they getting on your fecking nerves?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostSo fecking dim they can tell which is pin 1 of a chip when they've got a fecking pinout diagram in front of them.
And it's only got fecking 8 fecking pins in the first fecking place.

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Its a 50-50 surely half of them should get it right by chance.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostSo fecking dim they can tell which is pin 1 of a chip when they've got a fecking pinout diagram in front of them.
And it's only got fecking 8 fecking pins in the first fecking place.
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