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Before this one was his girlfriend she was my mistress. I found that by putting a finger on her prostate she came straight away.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostSome of them are.
An hour to orgasm.
Stone me.





However she is hard work in other ways. She wants to be a domestic goddess - but is totally clueless. The other day she tried to cook bacon and filled his flat with smoke. She is also a huge liar.Comment
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Further news from the test front: Thankfully one just got 0.
Hurrah!
That's improved the stats a bit.
Especially the std dev.Comment
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Got 0.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostFurther news from the test front: Thankfully one just got 0.
Hurrah!
That's improved the stats a bit.
Especially the std dev.
You mean they even failed to get their name correct.
merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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We had one some years ago who used to sign everything with a sigil.
Apparently it was a family seal or somesuch.
He was rapidly discouraged from so doing.Comment
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I've had a few of them prostrate though.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostDidn't know girls had prostates
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He must have met her in Thailand ...Originally posted by zeitghost View PostDidn't know girls had prostates
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