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I think he may need some alka seltzer as wellOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostCome in, sit down, have a cup of tea.
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I'm not surprised, mixing a single malt & ice.Originally posted by norrahe View PostI think he may need some alka seltzer as well
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make sure your screen wash is fullOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostIn a sudden fit of unusual dynamism, I've booked an mot for Monday at 10.Comment
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Shooting offenceOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostI'm not surprised, mixing a single malt & ice.

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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI'm not surprised, mixing a single malt & ice.
Not at all. A little ice or a splash of water helps bring the flavours out. The bottled stuff has already been diluted down from cask strength anyway. It's all just a matter of taste.Originally posted by norrahe View PostShooting offence
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Now that is a shooting offenseOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostAnd one must remember that he's allegedly a Septic.
'Nuff said.
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Only a drop of spring water not too cold and must be served in a tulip style glass to bring the flavours out.Originally posted by DaveB View PostNot at all. A little ice or a splash of water helps bring the flavours out. The bottled stuff has already been diluted down from cask strength anyway. It's all just a matter of taste.
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