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My PC crashed and somehow buggered up the record of where I am in each thread.
It's taking me ages to get back to the present.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Am in t'pub waiting for peepsComment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Woke up with the long-handled duster by the bed.Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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It was nearer than the broom, but long enough to reach the ceiling.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostWoke up with the long-handled duster by the bed.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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From about 00:25 to 00:45 I was using it to bang on the ceiling.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIt was nearer than the broom, but long enough to reach the ceiling.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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"Oi!"Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostFrom about 00:25 to 00:45 I was using it to bang on the ceiling.
"Pack it in!"
"Give it a rest!"
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The buggers upstairs came in at gone midnight and started doing DIY.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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WTF were they thinking of?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThe buggers upstairs came in at gone midnight and started doing DIY.
Electric drill, hammering, stomping about, dropping tools.
FFS.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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