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Build a GPS tracker for your pocket.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
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... for your keys. A GPS tracker small enough to fit inside a key fob.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostBuild a GPS tracker ...
Voila! A Plan B.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Thought of that one.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostOr build a remote controlled robot with a built-in camera to take up-the-skirt shots of students.
Great idea apart from one slight problemmette:
No wimmin up here.Comment
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Then again, I've just had someone who's managed to blow up an LM35 temperature sensor.
I'm still trying to figure out how she did it.Comment
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May I refer the GAL to my earlier post?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThought of that one.
Great idea apart from one slight problemmette:
No wimmin up here.Comment
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostMay I refer the GAL to my earlier post?
I wouldn't dare suggest such a thing.
More than my job's worth mate.
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That's ok, it was me that suggested it. You just have to carry it outOriginally posted by zeitghost View Post
I wouldn't dare suggest such a thing.
More than my job's worth mate.
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