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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postmorning all
I've not made it to work today. feel rough and nose is streamingComment
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Morning AllComment
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WTF has the angry-tomato-smiley gone?
Oh, here he is.
Oi! You permies! Get back to work.
My Cunning Plan™ (Mwa-ha-ha etc.) was to infect contractors with disease, so they get sacked and I can have the gig. Not for permies to sit at home and book bloody holidays.
Get your arse back to work and cough in the kettle. At once!
Grrrrr.
(RC in AtW mode.)
P.S. Mornin' all!My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostBored Now.
Or build a remote controlled robot with a built-in camera to take up-the-skirt shots of students.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostBored Now.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostBored Now.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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