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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postmorning all
I've not made it to work today. feel rough and nose is streaming
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Morning All
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WTF has the angry-tomato-smiley gone? 
Oh, here he is.

Oi! You permies! Get back to work.
My Cunning Plan™ (Mwa-ha-ha etc.) was to infect contractors with disease, so they get sacked and I can have the gig. Not for permies to sit at home and book bloody holidays.
Get your arse back to work and cough in the kettle. At once!
Grrrrr.
(RC in AtW mode.)
P.S. Mornin' all!
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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How about rummaging through some old electronics mags and seeing what mildly interesting projects could now be done really easily and quickly with modern components.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
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Or build a remote controlled robot with a built-in camera to take up-the-skirt shots of students.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Set up a webcam pointing out of a college window. Send us the link.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Build a SETI@Home farm with all those old PCs you have.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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