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Did you get him to test it? Missed opportunity there if notOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostHe thought my lift simulator thingie was a guillotine too.
It seems to be a common misapprehension.
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They've put something in the water over in General. Again
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I refer the Honorable Alien to the reply I gave in General.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostSo what's your opinion on willie size then?
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostI refer the Honorable Alien to the reply I gave in General.
But I think there are a lot of unhappy gents on this board
Certainly sounds like it.
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The Swiss have gravity zones for their weighing machines.
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How very accurate of them.
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I find it comforting that a pound of plums is the same everywhere in cuckoo-clock land.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThe Swiss have gravity zones for their weighing machines.
METAS - metasweb
How very accurate of them.
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostThe Swiss have gravity zones for their weighing machines.
METAS - metasweb
How very accurate of them.
Maybe the willy wavers* over in General should use them to get an accurate comparasonOriginally posted by Zippy View PostI find it comforting that a pound of plums is the same everywhere in cuckoo-clock land.
*Medical Note: If your plums weigh a pound, see a doctor!
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