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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    He thought my lift simulator thingie was a guillotine too.

    It seems to be a common misapprehension.

    It must have been all those razor blades
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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      He thought my lift simulator thingie was a guillotine too.

      It seems to be a common misapprehension.
      Did you get him to test it? Missed opportunity there if not
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          They've put something in the water over in General. Again
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            So what's your opinion on willie size then?

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              So what's your opinion on willie size then?
              I refer the Honorable Alien to the reply I gave in General.

              But I think there are a lot of unhappy gents on this board
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                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                I refer the Honorable Alien to the reply I gave in General.

                But I think there are a lot of unhappy gents on this board


                Certainly sounds like it.

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                  The Swiss have gravity zones for their weighing machines.

                  METAS - metasweb

                  How very accurate of them.

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    The Swiss have gravity zones for their weighing machines.

                    METAS - metasweb

                    How very accurate of them.
                    I find it comforting that a pound of plums is the same everywhere in cuckoo-clock land.
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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      The Swiss have gravity zones for their weighing machines.

                      METAS - metasweb

                      How very accurate of them.
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      I find it comforting that a pound of plums is the same everywhere in cuckoo-clock land.
                      Maybe the willy wavers* over in General should use them to get an accurate comparason






                      *Medical Note: If your plums weigh a pound, see a doctor!
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