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<Thinks of smutty reply, moderates smutty reply, apologises for smutty reply...>"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Possibly, but Eater of Sausage Rolls was a bit unwieldy for a title.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostNot sure, would that one be better suited to threaded perhaps?"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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That's my theory too.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWas the lustee tits up?
She just needs some lizard-lovin'
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<irritated that VF gets smutty reply in before me...Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWas the lustee tits up?
She just needs some lizard-lovin'
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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Just how smutty was it? Go on, give us a clue.Originally posted by cojak View Post<Thinks of smutty reply, moderates smutty reply, apologises for smutty reply...>Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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I'll take that as a complement. I think....Originally posted by cojak View PostDaveB = Nice But Dim
Just about sums you up, Dave!
Although I've had it for a while and it was originally intended as a joke that I didnt think Admin would take seriously.
Yes, yes, I know, just reading that sentance back tells me I probably deserved it
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Was yours better than mine though?Originally posted by cojak View Post<irritated that VF gets smutty reply in before me...
>Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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It was yours..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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We missed your morning update of how bored you wereOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostYes.
I noticed.

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