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Originally posted by Pogle View PostJust got off the phone from permie interview - I feel dirty now
But I am tempted. The next step - should I have passed the first step - is an hour long technical phone interview.
<plays Iggy Pop - Lust for Life >Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postindeed there are.
however I have just applied for a permie role about 1 mile from my house. I have 85% of the skills needed - agent is calling the client today !
Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family. Choose a crap desk in a crap office. Choose annual appraisals, performance reviews, unpaid overtime and manadatory training. Choose no payrise, high stress and low pay. Choose fixed interest car loans. Choose a rented shoebox. Choose no friends. Choose chino's and button down shirts. Choose a swivel chair for your office in a range of ******* fabrics. Choose out of hours cover and wondering why the **** you're in the office on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, drinking bad coffee and eating stale leftovers. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last on some miserable project, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up graduates your employer hired to replace you.
Choose your future.
Choose to go Permie.
Come to the Dark Side
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Gotta love El Reg sub-headlines...
Loud sex ASBO breach woman spared jail
Will not go down
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/25/asbo_woman/Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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They do have a certain flair, don't theyOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostGotta love El Reg sub-headlines...
Loud sex ASBO breach woman spared jail
Will not go down
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/25/asbo_woman/
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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She raps me on the nose with a rolled newspaper. If that doesn't work she throws me down the stairs - anyone got the number for the RSPCA?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI have Him housetrained now

Morning CJ
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Morning
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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You fecking liarOriginally posted by Churchill View PostShe raps me on the nose with a rolled newspaper. If that doesn't work she throws me down the stairs - anyone got the number for the RSPCA?

You fell over your own big feet
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Not denying the rolled up newspaper, are you?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYou fliping liar
You fell over your own big feet

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So the newspaper but is true then...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYou fliping liar
You fell over your own big feet
Does she dress as Mary Whitehouse when she does it?
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And what exactly do you two get up to with the rolled up newspaper, eh? Wait...forget I asked!Originally posted by Churchill View PostNot denying the rolled up newspaper, are you?
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