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After I finish this game of Solitaire anyway.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
I hate it when pimps ring from a private or withheld number and don't bother leaving a message
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Not you as wellOriginally posted by Bunk View PostOh dear, that didn't go well

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Heck, let's all have a few drinksOriginally posted by Zippy View PostNot you as well
I recommend the consumption of a few drinks.
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And you say I'm a bad influenceOriginally posted by norrahe View PostHeck, let's all have a few drinks
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Wotcha folks
sorry to hear about the job Nor - but a bigger and better one will be along shortly.
I've had many and varied phone calls over the last few days, lots of things 'in the pipeline' - yeah right!
I've also just had word that I'm entitled to a £418 tax rebate
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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I've just done my SA online, it was remarkably painless and according to HMRC I'm due £120 backOriginally posted by Pogle View PostWotcha folks
sorry to hear about the job Nor - but a bigger and better one will be along shortly.
I've had many and varied phone calls over the last few days, lots of things 'in the pipeline' - yeah right!
I've also just had word that I'm entitled to a £418 tax rebate
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Hello Pogle
Hello DaveB
It's always nice to get money back from the chiselling barstewards
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For voodooflux:
On RadMac last night they quoted the song:
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie. That's amore.
This led to a discussion about the nature of a 'pizza pie'.
That is, to be a pie, it needs a pastry crust. And pieces of potato inside. And probably a deep base for the crust to sit on.
They concluded there would a significant market for a 'pizza pie' containing spuds and with a pastry crust. And gravy.
What do you think, vdf?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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