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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    afternoon all
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Oh dear.
      They had an offer on Airfix models
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        They had an offer on Airfix models
        And I had to pick up a couple of Nerf guns.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Originally posted by administrator View Post
          Too many DB connections, the DB server is struggling with TPD. Night is drawing in on the thread I am afraid. The executioner is donning his hood. The congregation will be asked to deliver the last rites...


          From the 'good old open source' thread, specifically in General.
          Hmm.

          Performance analysis was one of my specialist areas. And IMHO, the conclusion above is completely random.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            And I had to pick up a couple of Nerf guns.
            And some spare ammo.
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              Deleting TPD comes across as "we need to be seen to do something, so we'll do any old thing".
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                "Too many db connections" is a symptom, not a problem. By working out why that is happening, a variety of solutions will be discovered, most of which will warrant implementation.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  A database is a living, evolving thing. It changes shape with time. It moves. Some bits get old and stagnant, young fresh growth occurs in unexpected places, often all over the place.

                  It needs pruning, repotting, spraying and lots of TLC.

                  Hacking off 20% of the trunk will not make it produces better apples.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by Ruse View Post
                      You wil be deleted. You will be deleted...
                      Newbies, eh?



                      You'll be back, Ruse, one day. You'll find yourself telling us all about your lunch and before you know it you will be one of us.

                      Nobody leaves TPD without coming back, eventually.

                      Nobody.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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