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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    People with lives shouldn't be allowed on here

    and too think he and I started at the same place!!! about the same time!
    SA says;
    Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

    I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

    n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    (whatever these are)

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      Classic from the BBC ...

      linky

      Woman runner-up in one-horse race

      A grandmother won second prize in a cake-baking contest at a fete, only to discover she was the only entrant. Jenny Brown, 62, entered her Victoria Sponge into the competition and was initially pleased to have come second.

      But she was left shocked when a friend revealed to her that she was the only person to take part.

      The contest was organised by the Wimblington Sports Committee and judges marked down the cake because it had indentations from the oven rack.

      'Judges' expectations'

      Ms Brown said: "My friend came over to me at the fete and said I had come second.

      "I asked her how many more entries there had been, but she just started laughing and said I was the only one.

      "I definitely wasn't annoyed about it."

      Although the cake was not deemed fit to win the competition, Ms Brown said it was soon polished off with no complaints.

      Julie Dent, from the Wimblington Sports Committee, said: "The judges had an expectation and I suppose they didn't feel as though it qualified for first place.

      "This was the first year but the cake competition will become an annual event."

      She said her own baking was subject to another strange decision.

      "About 11 years ago I entered a show with some fruit scones. I was the only entrant but I came third."
      I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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        Originally posted by Clownio
        Classic from the BBC ...

        linky

        Woman runner-up in one-horse race

        A grandmother won second prize in a cake-baking contest at a fete, only to discover she was the only entrant. Jenny Brown, 62, entered her Victoria Sponge into the competition and was initially pleased to have come second.

        But she was left shocked when a friend revealed to her that she was the only person to take part.

        The contest was organised by the Wimblington Sports Committee and judges marked down the cake because it had indentations from the oven rack.

        late already done, sorry mate.
        SA says;
        Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

        I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

        n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
        (whatever these are)

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          doh !

          Sorry everyone. I feel so ashamed !

          I'll get me coat
          I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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            ....I guess that'll teach me for actually trying to contribute something that isn't total drivel.

            Normal service will resume henceforthwith.

            Clown Out
            I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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              Originally posted by Clownio
              ....I guess that'll teach me for actually trying to contribute something that isn't total drivel.

              Normal service will resume henceforthwith.

              Clown Out

              so your next step then is the 1k mark, when do you think you'll make that then ?
              SA says;
              Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

              I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

              n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              (whatever these are)

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                Originally posted by n5gooner
                so your next step then is the 1k mark, when do you think you'll make that then ?
                At my current rather feeble posting rate I recon about June 2009.

                HOWEVER, providing work doesn't get in the way I plan to pull out all the stops and see if I can get there before tomorrow dinner-time.
                I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  You might just do it if you keep going overnight & don't sleep...
                  which quite frankly is unlikely. My money's on June 2009.
                  I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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                    BUMP

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                      Can you imagine the carnage if there was no 30 second rule?

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