I could get a jam doughnut at the same time.
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Either that or villages full of Polish highly skilled jam injectors working for 1/2 the price of a British worker.Comment
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There's probably even a Euro-directive on the amount of jam that must be present in each doughnut.Comment
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That sounds like a euphamism for something..."highly skilled jam injector"Originally posted by PRC1964Either that or villages full of Polish highly skilled jam injectors working for 1/2 the price of a British worker.
Excuse me luv, wanna see my jam injector?...
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Originally posted by zeitghostI'm just thinking about upgrading from Win98 to Win2k... one doesn't want to rush these things you know...
w2K was such a duffer...slow as a wet weekend in jail...Comment
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morning all, rather late today, although I was in the office early, had some work to do !!!SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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I nearly fell off my chair the other week - Pentium 3 PC 1Ghz with 256Mb ram and Windows 98 - never ever connected to the internet, went like the clappers.Originally posted by zeitghostI'm just thinking about upgrading from Win98 to Win2k... one doesn't want to rush these things you know...
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