well that was a damp squib and no mistake.
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it'll take some time to get over that eh?Comment
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<deep voice> but that's not why she's an ex eh? cough coughComment
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oh well.
let's focus on the next level of tpd.Comment
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Next target: Page 1100Comment
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or got there sooner or not bothered.Originally posted by zeitghost
but think of the joy and surprise when a name change happens. you won't expect it and then bam! it'll say "big banger" or something. and you will wonder how long it has been there and you will rush excitedly to tell your students and proclaim through the open window to the flashing lady and the passing black pussy about how wonderous life is and how the dismay of 10k has been forgotten and how special and attentive the sysadmin of cuk is. and you will beam from ear to ear from receiving so many enthusiastic and effusive messages of congratulations from all and sundry forumites. and life will be good.Comment
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bump bumpSA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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Countess of Wessex looking forward to an increase in child benefit
Prince 'Elsie' Edward and Sophie's second baby is due in December. The Countess of Wessex was said to be "as happy as a pig in tulip" yesterday as Buckingham Palace announced she is expecting her second child.
The news appears to have scotched rumours that appeared in the press following the birth of their first reptilian, Lady Lou-Lou Lizard Wessex, that their marriage in 1999 was little more than a sham to hide her husband's predilection for 'dropping anchor in Poo Bay'.
'Those rumours are completely unfounded' insisted press spokesman (personal assistant and old school friend) Gaylord Butters yesterday. 'If I heard anybody say such a thing, I'd slap them'.
At home yesterday, in the fictional county of Wessex (created specially for them by HRH The Queen as a last-minute wedding gift), the couple were said to be 'really very happy'.
Sophie Wessex, former maid to Lady Diana Spencer commented 'I can't deny that Elsie doesn't bring a lot in, so the extra thirteen quid a week will be very welcome'.I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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bump bump !!! LOLSA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.(whatever these are)Comment
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