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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostNot even a soapy tit ****?
That's going to be going round in my head now for days.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhen I was ickle, one of my Big Bruvvas was put in charge of providing my tea 'cos Mum & Dad were Going Out.
My Big Bruvva had a Saturday job in a fish shop.
So I had fish on toast.
It tasted muddy and was full of tiny, soft bones. It was very unpleasant to eat.
When I went to feed my goldfish in the garden pond - they had gone.
The bastard.
That was 35 years ago.
I have a long memory.
I still intend to piss in his grave.
personally I would get revenge while he is still alive.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWhat is IAP? sounds fun anyway! count me in.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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And now the letter I have been putting off. From OHMS and marked "IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED".
My accounts are overdue.
Very overdue.
I'm in trouble with Companies House.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostJust bring plenty of booze, lets make it a memorable day for BIComment
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COMPUTERS DO NOT NEED TIME OFF, YOU INCOMPETENT DICK-HEADS.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostAnd now the letter I have been putting off. From OHMS and marked "IMMEDIATE ACTION REQUIRED".
My accounts are overdue.
Very overdue.
I'm in trouble with Companies House.
I do hope this is not a wilmslow moment - it might be a cheque from them...Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostToo right I'll fill in their survey...
COMPUTERS DO NOT NEED TIME OFF, YOU INCOMPETENT DICK-HEADS.Comment
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