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[BrilloPad]

I did go to church today!

[Diver]

L O

[NickFitz]

Evening denizens

[BrowneIssue]

The Missus has a load of work to do so she wanted to check in early.

So we got to the hotel at 16:20.

There's a sign on the door saying "No-one in until 16:50".

So we went for a drive, found lots of closed shops and came back at 16:50.

Door still locked, sign still there.

So we went to the pub up the road - surprise, surprise: football.

So we left after one drink and came back to the hotel at 17:20. Door still locked.

Missus says "They went into extra time - I bet they're in the pub".

At 17:45 some greasy-haired, 18 year old ****** turns up to let us in.

Missus BI was not impressed.

We spent an hour and 25 minutes waiting to check in.

[Diver]

I would have gone to another hotel/motel

[NickFitz]

How did you blow your hand up?

Are you Cap'n Hook?

It involved doing pyrotechnics for a band in my student days

I was forced to conclude that one shouldn't work with pyrotechnics and drink alcohol at the same time

So I stopped working with pyrotechnics

[BrowneIssue]

Toast crumbs in the keyboard again

Doctors say I have to eat four times a day, instead of my usual once.

You'll need to eat more than keyboardy toast crumbs.

[BrowneIssue]

I would have gone to another hotel/motel

The nearest with an available room is 30km away.

[BrowneIssue]

About time you lot showed up.
Left hanging about in here on my own

I've been propositioned twice by complete strangers

Five quid indeed

Wassup? Not got five quid?

[Diver]

You'll need to eat more than keyboardy toast crumbs.

and I've learned my lesson about shaking the keyboard out the window to get the crumbs out. Last time I did that, I dropped it and there were keys and bits of plastic all over the patio