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    Well, holy crap, that's weird...

    I walked home - about eight minutes from the FMB bar, rather cold, no noticeable activity around the brothel, no nasty weather. I go around plugging stuff in and turning stuff on so t'Internet works, which takes about twenty seconds.

    I go to the fridge and pour myself a bottle of beer, which I set down on the coffee table, within easy reach of where I sit when drivelling.

    I then go for a piss, which takes me no more than a minute.

    I come back and look out of the window - and the pavement, road and trees are covered in snow

    And furthermore, there's not a flake of snow falling now - the street outside looks like a low-budget Christmas, all in the time it takes for me to pass water

    (And yes, I've checked the time, and I didn't fall asleep whilst standing up, pissing, as a horse might )

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      The phone only shows the first frame of animated GIFs - well, I assume it's the first frame. (This is using Opera Mini BTW - haven't tried the native browser yet.)

      This allows me to state that the banana commences its frolicking with its hips to the left and its ecstatic gaze to the right.

      (That's the banana's left and right, obviously.)
      Ooh, it worked! I posted from the pub

      Another option for when I want to say to you denizens

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Hello!
        Sorry, what?

        I'm a little hard of hearing...

        <cups ear/>
        Last edited by NickFitz; 2 February 2008, 05:06. Reason: Ensuring compliance with XML requirements

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Goodbye
          Eh?

          <cups ear and tilts head in the general direction of Wales/>


          <listens/>





          <listens harder/>






          Sorry, all I can hear are the footsteps of a Giant Alien Lizard making the ground quake
          Last edited by NickFitz; 2 February 2008, 03:11.

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            Only fourteen to go to 4000 TPDs, you say?

            Sorry, I'm watching Derren Brown now - but at least this makes it only thirteen

            Unlucky my arse...

            <dies in sleep/>

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              What's the weather doing over there Nick? I shall be heading that way in about an hour...
              The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Hobson's Choice, starring Charles Laughton and John Mills
                It's on at the Lowry, soon..... you should come up.
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Hobson's Choice, starring Charles Laughton and John Mills
                  I don't feel very well..... bloody barman wouldn't give me anymore beer last night...git!!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    I don't feel very well..... bloody barman wouldn't give me anymore beer last night...git!!
                    Alcoholic!


                    Morning CM

                    Morning other peoples
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      I'm orf again

                      Have a nice day everyone
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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