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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    And having now insulted both your profession and your motivation, I must bid you farewell as I have an appointment with a friend and some wine. Enjoy the rest of your evening
    You can't insult that which does not exist!

    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      BI - well done on getting through 5900

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        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        Maybe I need a new skill. One that pays better.
        lap dancer?

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Most of the PMs I work with are people doing just that.

          Muggins here has 10+ project management experience, a string of PM qualifications and over £12,000 invested in PM training and I'm on the ******* bench.

          Go figure.
          about time you got a job or you will past my post count...

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            When it came in, I was on silly money.

            My accountant said "tough, pay up".

            With hindsight, I shouldn't have done so. I might still have the house.
            which house?

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                  > A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
                  > sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
                  > but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
                  > Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
                  > towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and
                  > hands it back.
                  > Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
                  > "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a
                  > wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater followed by drinks.
                  > They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.
                  > She
                  > listens.
                  > After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
                  > place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning.
                  > The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
                  > is amazed!! Everything had been incredible!!!!
                  >
                  > "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
                  > every
                  > guy you meet?"
                  > "No, she replies......
                  > "You just happened to catch my eye."

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                    :d

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                      News Flash !!!
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