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    Originally posted by Mrs Spondooli
    Anyone seen my husband ? He left that shed in a right state.
    No, but I miss him already
    The pope is a tard.

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      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      No, but I miss him already
      You're welcome to him. I'm sure you'll make a fine stepmother to our seven children ; Cyril, Tarquin, Tabatha, Gerald, Percy, Nancy and Norman. Six boys, one girl.

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        Originally posted by Mrs Spondooli
        You're welcome to him. I'm sure you'll make a fine stepmother to our seven children ; Cyril, Tarquin, Tabatha, Gerald, Percy, Nancy and Norman. Six boys, one girl.
        Which one is the girl?
        The pope is a tard.

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          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Really, SA...

          Sorry But i'm bored!

          And you lot just talk about bloody grown up sh*te all day
          The pope is a tard.

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            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            Which one is the girl?
            Tabatha. Lovely girl. Her prospects of getting a nice boyfriend blighted.

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              Originally posted by Mrs Spondooli
              Tabatha. Lovely girl. Her prospects of getting a nice boyfriend blighted by inheriting her dad's looks.

              So you named one of your boys nancy then? Teaching him to be tough from a young age - very wise!

              You should get your daughter one of them rich IT professionals like what them indians do. They all wear glasses, so might not notice the facial flaws.
              The pope is a tard.

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                Originally posted by Mrs Spondooli
                Tabatha. Lovely girl. Her prospects of getting a nice boyfriend blighted.
                Have her dad's looks suddenly improved?
                The pope is a tard.

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                  Originally posted by SallyAnne
                  Have her dad's looks suddenly improved?
                  Not bleedin likely. I don't want to make it worse for the poor girl. Maybe she'll find someone on the Internet.

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                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    So you named one of your boys nancy then? Teaching him to be tough from a young age - very wise!

                    You should get your daughter one of them rich IT professionals like what them indians do. They all wear glasses, so might not notice the facial flaws.
                    We named him Nathaniel after my fathers second cousin (God rest his soul), but since he went to university he likes to be known as Nancy. Good looking lad - like his mother.

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                      morning!
                      SA says;
                      Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                      I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                      n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                      (whatever these are)

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