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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostNeither did those call girls in Ipswich.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWAKE UP BI!!!!!!!!!!!
HTHDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Morning all
Just popped in quickly to say Hello
Now I'm off to do some work, ByeConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI must tell my mod stories sometime...[assuming you can. Most of mine I can't online. ]
But for now I am reminded of security checking our filing cabinets one night and finding top secret documents unlocked. They wrote a polite note. [For Top Secret??? Jammy sod! Got off very light!] My colleague wrote "have you not got anything better to do" on it and put it back [Stupid... ]. Security checked that night and he was hauled up in front of head of RAE Pyestock (formerly NGTE) the next day!
One of the Civil Servants on my team left the internal directory out one night. Muggins here got carpeted. Actually, I was nearly summarily dismissed for that one and <sigh> grovelled. But hey, the rate was astronomical!
One of the SEOs forgot to lock his filing cabinet: MOD Plod dragged it to the middle of his office, wrapped it in heavy chains and a load of padlocks! It was like a Houdini stage stunt! He got publicly carpeted.
The cleaners were foreign nationals with no English. If you left anything of any value out overnight, it would be gone in the morning.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAhhh - in time machine mode...
not far until 10k for you - then will you go for non-tpd godness?Comment
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Morning denizens
Can't stop - I forgot to check some shared code back into the repository last night, so I'd better get to work in case somebody needs to play with it
See you laterComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostMorning all
Just popped in quickly to say Hello
Now I'm off to do some work, ByeDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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