test please delete

[DiscoStu]

They should do what that clever man Mr Brown does and put them all on disablilty and sickness benefits instead. They'd soon have it down to 0%.

[BrowneIssue]

you can't talk mr no rate!

Ouch!

hi BI - how are you?

Sad, now!

[DiscoStu]

I was hoping Wilmslow would have bitten more by now.

[BrilloPad]

Well if you want to have a good idea what a baby would feel like.....

Take a smallish brown coconut and see if you can pop it in and then squeeze it back out again. Imagine the hair is baby hair.

Complete virtual childbirth just without the blood and placenta

alledgedly best way is to put a beach ball where sun doesn't shine - then inflate it. Then eat loads of laxative.

[DiscoStu]

I think I may make another couple of Wilmslow posts this evening. Just for fun.

[BrilloPad]

Or did I arrive to early?

you came at just the right time

well done on tpd deity

[BrowneIssue]

So when is Shrove Tuesday this year?

It'll land on Pancake Day this year.

It'll be just before Ash Wednesday.

Which always makes me think of people setting fire to their kitchen trying to cook pancakes and burning the house down.

[BrowneIssue]

I have, there's 6% unemployment there today.

Now it's 4% - I just opened a factory!

[DiscoStu]

Oh my goodness, how cool!

I want a MacBook Air.

[BrowneIssue]

I have, there's 6% unemployment there today.

Not enough scrotal mole catchers.