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The film is essentially "Disney does Night of the Living Dead ... Badly".

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In fact, despite having watched the film on-line for nothing, I STILL feel ripped off.

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The original story is very dark, emotive, horrifying and plausible.

There is no superhero in the original.

And the end is utterly stunning.

The original is a thought-provoking and chilling story that will fuel your nightmares for a long time.

The original will stay with you; it is one of those classic stories that you do not forget.

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The film is a poor parody.

Hammer House of Horror would have done a better job. And without the silly "look at me in another film" scenes and product placements.

[BrilloPad]

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son,
you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne,
rot your teeth, make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own f$%*@# business!"

[BrowneIssue]

But then, a Hammer House of Horror version would have had norks in it!

[BrowneIssue]

So, as an overall score, I rate "I am Legend" the movie about 4/10.

[BrowneIssue]

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after
another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son,
you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne,
rot your teeth, make you fat."
Little Johnny replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."
The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"
Little Johnny answered, "No, he minded his own f$%*@# business!"

Is this what happened when you took the 3 kids to the park?

[BrilloPad]

Is this what happened when you took the 3 kids to the park?

opps - wrong thread! I am putting stuff on the jokes thread.

Its chaos here - baby screaming in cot, twins raising hell. I am off to a country park in a while.

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