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      I'm hoping that I can easily sort the remaining 24% quickly

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        When asked in progress reviews "how are you doing?"

        I try to respond with made up %'age figures.

        I'm 87% complete. I've had a few strange looks from PM's

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          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Hello Cheeky chimp
          Hi angel

          Have you bought your ridiculously expensive new trainers yet?

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            Not sure what the weekend holds for me and family.
            It will be strange having sister-in-law around at weekends.
            Evenings I can live, but weekends could be tough

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Hi angel

              Have you bought your ridiculously expensive new trainers yet?
              Morning

              Not yet.... Selfridges wasn't open at 6.30 this morning....
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Morning denizens

                So much to do... so little time before I head for the motorway...
                Good moaning!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Morning

                  Not yet.... Selfridges wasn't open at 6.30 this morning....
                  What about later? Are you going to in there at 1 minute past what ever time you finish?

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    76% of the bug has been fixed
                    How on earth can you come up with a 2 significant digit figure for a bug fix comlpletion, like "76% fixed"?
                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    When asked in progress reviews "how are you doing?"

                    I try to respond with made up %'age figures.
                    Oooohhhh! I see!

                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    I'm 87% complete. I've had a few strange looks from PM's
                    Add another tick to your score. You just did it again.

                    Ratbag!

                    (What is going through my head now is: "any developer with enough confidence in their own ability to blag a made up %age like that, is probably about right" and I'd mark task "debug" down as 61% complete accordingly.)
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      Not sure what the weekend holds for me and family.
                      It will be strange having sister-in-law around at weekends.
                      Evenings I can live, but weekends could be tough
                      May I suggest a tried and trusted technique, used throughout the ages?

                      It is called "getting drunk and staying that way". Note the "staying that way" part: that is VERY important.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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