I was reading about Merkin foreign policy & getting depressed.
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I'm raising each issue,
listening to the argument and trying to catch the result and decision
and posting hereSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Work, and not particularly interesting work
Be a couple of weeks before the interesting stuff starts, apparently... oh well, let's just plough on with this tedious stuff...
I was doing this stuff years ago. I thought they were paying me to do something new, not something they could get a permie to do... but not yet...
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it's like splitting myself in half
left side is running meeting
right side is postingSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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me too - work and posting is impossible.... my brain already hurts....Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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It's called "money for old rope"..... just sit back and enjoy it!!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWork, and not particularly interesting work
Be a couple of weeks before the interesting stuff starts, apparently... oh well, let's just plough on with this tedious stuff...
I was doing this stuff years ago. I thought they were paying me to do something new, not something they could get a permie to do... but not yet...
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Useful idea for conference calls:Originally posted by Bear View Postgosh
running a meeting and posting is tough
- proper introductions
you following this, Bear?
- making sure you have a drink
and
- not thinking about large, naked bouncing boobies on jogging ladies
Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
Mmmmm.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Make sure the minutes are accurate.Originally posted by Bear View PostI'm raising each issue,
listening to the argument and trying to catch the result and decision
and posting here
Wobble jelly, wobble jelly, boing, boing, boing.
Ensure everyone gets to participate fully.
Do you want a large, shiny, sticky, red cherry on your trifle?
Make sure you are comfortable before the call starts.
Rubbing axle grease up and down the prop shaft. Rub, pull back, rub, pull back. Smooooth action.
Ensure there are no distractions.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Established teamOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostUseful idea for conference calls:
- proper introductions
you following this, Bear?
- making sure you have a drink
and
- not thinking about large, naked bouncing boobies on jogging ladies
Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
Mmmmm.
No drink
Ooooohhhhh - bouncy
Damn - what was that decision?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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