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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    That's difficult.

    Must stay focussed.

    Agenda items one side <-----> decisions on the other.

    Is each breast the same size?

    Do you take action minutes or record decisions?

    Actions such as lick, stroke, fondle, tickle. Slip, thrust, moan, sigh.

    Or decisions such as whether you need the loo.

    Not thinking about waterfalls, dripping taps, condensation on cold pipes, ripples on ponds is wise. Cross your legs. Feel the sweat between your bum cheeks. Uncross your legs. How does your bladder feel anyway? And what was that last comment?
    recording decisions and expanding on the document we are reviewing

    and posting

    and thinking about food

    and trying not to giggle down the phone when I read the word 'thrust'
    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      Yes - loads of help thanks
      Help. A supporting hand.

      A hand placed in a supporting place.

      Keep those fingers together, we wouldn't want to slip now, would we?

      I bet the secretaries on the underground are in short skirts.

      Wouldn't you like a secretary? On your lap?

      She could giggle and squirm.

      You wouldn't have to think about minutes, just make sure your secretary is comfortable. Has she got something nice to sit on?

      You could drift away, dreaming, while your secretary is distracted. She won't know, will she? Nobody will know what you're thinking.

      What happens if our fingers slip, just a little, hmm? Just a little, a little. And just a little more, ah, there. That's nice.

      Sshhh. Don't want the others to hear, do we?
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        I think I've missed that last decision
        Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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          I am very close to 5200 posts...

          I wonder how far Churchill is now?

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            5200 posts!

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Help. A supporting hand.

              A hand placed in a supporting place.

              Keep those fingers together, we wouldn't want to slip now, would we?

              I bet the secretaries on the underground are in short skirts.

              Wouldn't you like a secretary? On your lap?

              She could giggle and squirm.

              You wouldn't have to think about minutes, just make sure your secretary is comfortable. Has she got something nice to sit on?

              You could drift away, dreaming, while your secretary is distracted. She won't know, will she? Nobody will know what you're thinking.

              What happens if our fingers slip, just a little, hmm? Just a little, a little. And just a little more, ah, there. That's nice.

              Sshhh. Don't want the others to hear, do we?
              Pervert
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                recording decisions and expanding on the document we are reviewing

                and posting

                and thinking about food

                and trying not to giggle down the phone when I read the word 'thrust'
                You know what's coming, don't you?





























                thrust




                and nibble.








                And mind the damp patch. Kissy, kissy.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Pervert
                  Male

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                    You are like a bunch over overexcited teenage boys in here.....

                    Nutters....

                    I did just blush whe I read the Thrust word.....
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      It's finished....


                      ....the meeting that is.

                      Thanks for all your help BI
                      Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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