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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
    No, they force your head into the dirty water until you drown.

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
      Since this is CUK, any chance of you translating your cut 'n' pasted gags into English from Merkin before posting?

      Ta.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
        > before you need it.

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Since this is CUK, any chance of you translating your cut 'n' pasted gags into English from Merkin before posting?

          Ta.

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Since this is CUK, any chance of you translating your cut 'n' pasted gags into English from Merkin before posting?

            Ta.
            These are phrases of wisdom

            HTH

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              I am trying to make a valid contribution to the 60k...

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                These are phrases of wisdom

                HTH
                Anything in American automatically sounds stupid. Ever heard an American doing Shakespeare? It sounds like an episode of All in the Family.

                HTH.

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                  and it was very quiet in here.

                  I have to go to bed in a minute so will miss the 0k which will doubtless fall tonight.

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Anything in American automatically sounds stupid. Ever heard an American doing Shakespeare? It sounds like an episode of All in the Family.

                    HTH.

                    There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

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