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    Tony Banks went to Sussex university - he had to be persuaded to return to Genesis

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      WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

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        Written in the dirt on a van:

        "If being driven courteously please call 999 and report stolen."

        "Driver gives no hand signals - caught stealing in Oman"

        "washed by Stevie Wonder"

        " I wish my wife was as dirty as this van "
        and underneath, in different handwriting......
        " She Is! "

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          Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer?
          A: When he/she realises he/she doesn't have the charisma to
          be an undertaker.

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            Q: What do engineers use for birth control?
            A: Their personalities.

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              Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer?
              A: When he/she talks to you, he/she looks at your shoes
              instead of his/her own.

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                Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane?
                A: Tie him/her to a chair, stand in front of him/her, and
                fold up a road map the wrong way.

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                  Hello everyone

                  Here I am putting stuff on Mammys iPod, rather than getting hammered.... what is wrong with me???
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Hello everyone

                    Here I am putting stuff on Mammys iPod, rather than getting hammered.... what is wrong with me???
                    hi Cailin - you sound well adjusted and normal to me.

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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Hello everyone

                      Here I am putting stuff on Mammys iPod, rather than getting hammered.... what is wrong with me???
                      Hi Angel

                      Obviously your apotheosis, combined with the effects of the Winter Solstice, have turned you into a good little girl

                      I daresay you'll revert to type rapidly enough once you get back

                      Oh, and

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