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[TheFaQQer]

Premier Travel Zoo

Premier Zoo, surely, these days?

[BrilloPad]

Premier Travel Zoo

http://uk.sweepstakes.travelzoo.com/?e

Is this the one?

[NickFitz]

Premier Zoo, surely, these days?

Indeed... although they haven't quite completed the rebranding at the one I'm currently sentenced to.

[BrowneIssue]

I used to have a girlfirend whose dad worked at London Zoo. The only time I've ever been there is with the free tickets he gave us

The only time I went was a blazing hot day in the summer about 20 years ago. We walked past at least 3 cars left with dogs in them while their owners went to look at caged animals.

We went for a drink in the Zoo staff club once, too. Sadly it wasn't as you might imagine, with lions sitting by the fire in comfortable leather armchairs

That would be like me sitting in a chocolate chair.

reading The Times

I reckon lions would read the Financial Times. <--- this warrants revisiting later (which paper does each big cat read?).

, whilst elephants in plus fours propped up the bar talking about golf

polo

- it turned out they only let the human staff in normally.

The rope on the bell for calling time was a giraffes tail, though

Ahem. If you'd looked closely, you'd have seen that wasn't a bell. It was a plated giraffe's bell-end.

Know what? I reckon you've never actually lived in a zoo at all. You must be some sort of research chimp. Or a Michael Jackson chimp.

Or ... a very big-eared, rebarbative, small child!

You are Prince Charles / Camilla' s secret love child and I claim my £5!

[BrilloPad]

I've worked in a lot of places where you can't see a window.

I'm not sure whether it bothers me or not... I like being able to see outside, but I'm not sure I actually notice it when I can't

I hate being out of daylight. I get alot of SAD

[BrowneIssue]

It's about time you found some work to do!

Funnily enough, I hadn't thought of that.

[BrilloPad]

Oliver Twist on BBC1 - c u later

[TheFaQQer]

Indeed... although they haven't quite completed the rebranding at the one I'm currently sentenced to.

Your late arrival at the CUK do meant that you missed part of the discussion that SP and I were having.

We both have Premier Inn Business Accounts

[TheFaQQer]

Or ... a very big-eared, rebarbative, small child!

I had to look that up - that's the second word that CUK has taught me since I joined.

I assumed it was some monkey thing, linked to the barbary ape, but I was mistaken.

[BrowneIssue]

Now I am dosed up on a selection of painkillers, washed down with beer, the toothache is bearable.