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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    delightful. delightful. got any more?
    There was the spot-of-a-lifetime in (not 'on') my cheek when I was about 14. It grew into a huge lump. When I got it to go, it produced a yellow string from my cheek to the bathroom mirror about 9 inches long. I managed to shout to my big bruvva to come and see it so I had a witness too! How kewl is that!

    Want some ear wax stories?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by Jog On View Post
      What happened to fibbing?
      We had a chat about you in that other thread and agreed to leave you to do it on your own.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        I just did a Google image search for 'norikas'. NSFW!
        So that wasn't a norika moment then..
        "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          We had a chat about you in that other thread and agreed to leave you to do it on your own.
          what other thread?
          "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            There was the spot-of-a-lifetime in (not 'on') my cheek when I was about 14. It grew into a huge lump. When I got it to go, it produced a yellow string from my cheek to the bathroom mirror about 9 inches long. I managed to shout to my big bruvva to come and see it so I had a witness too! How kewl is that!

            Want some ear wax stories?
            no, thank you!
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by zeitghost
              ... pustulent zits on my nether regions... so I went to see the doctor... sent me to the VD clinic... said it was a pustulent zit.
              A new standard for incompetence: "couldn't diagnose a zit"
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Some lovely stories coming here

                Just in time for folks to go and have their dinner!
                Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  ... sticking a cotton bud up my bell end
                  What do Giant Alien Lizards use at cotton buds?

                  A lamb on a stick?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Nearly home now

                    Not long til i can light the fire
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                      Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                      what other thread?
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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