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    #id
    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    He can watch and lick the floor at the same time??

    That’s one talented monkeh
    ape

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      #id
      Originally posted by Jog On View Post
      He can watch and lick the floor at the same time??

      That’s one talented monkeh
      thats the benefit of a long tongue. now if he can breathe through his ears...

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        #id
        What is the difference between a monkey and an ape?

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          #id
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          I think this means ^ an me! an me! an me!
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #id
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Program
            The youth these days.

            I had no idea that I was in the company of a god the other night.

            I never had an amiga or an atari but I spent my early teenage years making my spectrum do what I wanted.

            I started off writing stuff in BASIC but after a while the thrill was not enough so I moved to making it do things with Z80A instructions.

            Your work made the things marketable and affordable to the likes of me so

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              #id
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              What is the difference between a monkey and an ape?
              Apes (specifically, great apes) don't have tails. There are five species of great ape: chimpanzees, bonobos, orangutans, gorillas, and human beings.

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                #id
                Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
                The youth these days.

                I had no idea that I was in the company of a god the other night.

                I never had an amiga or an atari but I spent my early teenage years making my spectrum do what I wanted.

                I started off writing stuff in BASIC but after a while the thrill was not enough so I moved to making it do things with Z80A instructions.

                Your work made the things marketable and affordable to the likes of me so

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
                  The youth these days.
                  you're hardly ancient yourself muppet!!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    ah - chimp is blushing, thats so cute...
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      you're hardly ancient yourself muppet!!
                      I remember when he was first on the telly...

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