test please delete

[NickFitz]

head on out into the dark, wait for the bus, call home, find my local italian restaurant, order a beer and a pizza and read my book.

architect

piazza

[TheFaQQer]

So, he didn't make it after all

Wonder why not?

Indeed - CM and I were wondering in advance whether he'd be there. Strangely enough, he's not responded to my PM, either.

[NickFitz]

So, he didn't make it after all

Wonder why not?

He's been moonlighting on another forum

[TheFaQQer]

He's been moonlighting on another forum

Now THAT makes interesting reading

[NickFitz]

Indeed - CM and I were wondering in advance whether he'd be there. Strangely enough, he's not responded to my PM, either.

The comments on that Czech expat forum suggest that he actually believes his own lies...

Could have been quite an interesting chap to talk to

[NickFitz]

I wish.

I could write this report in seconds using Oracle Reports. But oh, no, we want it in a different tool that you know nothing about......

Stupid ****ing Cartesian product

Here you are. That should help you sort it out

[TheFaQQer]

Here you are. That should help you sort it out

Thanks.

In order to use one reporting tool, I need to make some extra data available for it. If I do that, then I get a Cartesian product, though. Which is not quite what I want to do.

If I did it in another reporting tool, I would be fine - hence the frustration

[NickFitz]

Now THAT makes interesting reading

There's even a Facebook group: The Craig Colclough Appreciation Society.

Needed - All action superstar. Must have experience in Modern jet fighters, Battlefield Casualty Treatment, PHD Physics, International Rugby and Arctic Exploration....also Polar Bear submission techniques would help.

[NickFitz]

He's been moonlighting on another forum

Hmmm....

"He once told me that he had taken his tornado on a spin to Rome for lunch and that he had flown back with a bowl of spaghetti perched on his lap."

[NickFitz]

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