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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    head on out into the dark, wait for the bus, call home, find my local italian restaurant, order a beer and a pizza and read my book.
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    piazza

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Indeed - CM and I were wondering in advance whether he'd be there. Strangely enough, he's not responded to my PM, either.
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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        He's been moonlighting on another forum

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Now THAT makes interesting reading
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            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            Indeed - CM and I were wondering in advance whether he'd be there. Strangely enough, he's not responded to my PM, either.
            The comments on that Czech expat forum suggest that he actually believes his own lies...

            Could have been quite an interesting chap to talk to

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              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              I wish.

              I could write this report in seconds using Oracle Reports. But oh, no, we want it in a different tool that you know nothing about......

              Stupid ****ing Cartesian product
              Here you are. That should help you sort it out

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Here you are. That should help you sort it out
                Thanks.

                In order to use one reporting tool, I need to make some extra data available for it. If I do that, then I get a Cartesian product, though. Which is not quite what I want to do.

                If I did it in another reporting tool, I would be fine - hence the frustration
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                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Now THAT makes interesting reading
                  There's even a Facebook group: The Craig Colclough Appreciation Society.

                  Needed - All action superstar. Must have experience in Modern jet fighters, Battlefield Casualty Treatment, PHD Physics, International Rugby and Arctic Exploration....also Polar Bear submission techniques would help.

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Hmmm....

                    "He once told me that he had taken his tornado on a spin to Rome for lunch and that he had flown back with a bowl of spaghetti perched on his lap."

                    Last edited by NickFitz; 11 December 2007, 19:10.

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                      Last edited by NickFitz; 11 December 2007, 19:13. Reason: P.S. Mods, any chance of making this a sticky? Cheers :-)

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