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    Nice lady from local history group just been round to borrow my laminator to laminate the posters for the next meeting. We put some in the wrong way round and they came out a bit wrinkly. Probably appropriate for a group made up almost entirely of old farts.

    PS Improvement on morning, dentist and shopping. Can anything be more boring than that?
    Last edited by xoggoth; 7 November 2024, 12:36.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      ^
      Edit2 - maybe we never could and I just got swearier in my dotage
      EXCELLENT! Swearing is good for you. Think swearing is my main language, not English anymore.
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
        Exactly!

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          Lunch has been the rest of the assorted charcuterie in the rest of the bread

          I went and got my jab. Hope it doesn't make me feel too bad tomorrow - I need to go shopping for bread

          And yes, **** has long been censored. I could post the full censored word list, but it'd be censored so there's really no point

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            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            I seem to have picked up a sniffle.

            Today's interview was ok. Got through to the next round, where I have to do a presentation about stuff. This is for a FTC role that will require me to be in Crawley 2-3 days a week. However, they have booked the second interview for next week, when I'll be in Seattle.
            Oh dear. Crawley ain't far from me. Watch out for a zombie.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              My new MacMini has left Dubai. Assuming it's on the UPS flight to Cologne that took off twenty-odd minutes ago, it's just passing Qatar at 30,050 feet with a ground speed of 503 knots

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                I was about to post something worthy of El Reg/On Call on here, but based on the number of contractors brought onto a call, I'm almost certain some would be members here.
                Anyway, without giving anything away:
                Hands up if you were on a call today where I had to work out why the backend system I designed had wrong data in it, only to discover that you had pointed a test front end system at a production backend.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  That's me done for the week!

                  About half an hour ago, actually

                  The Mac Mini (if it's on that plane) has passed over Saudi Arabia and Egypt, and will shortly cross Cyprus

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                    Evening all

                    Dull day, in many ways. Barely looked out the window. Apparently the high was 12 degrees.

                    Sniffles aren't too bad but used as sufficient excuse to not leave the house at 7am to get to Guildford.

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                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      What is it with CVs for crappy jobs. Saw a temp job 2 mornings a week till Jan to go to local shops and sort out their greetings cards. Figured I might as well apply cos I'm driving myself mad. "Upload CV" - I mean there's **** all on my CV that's relevant, and what exactly do they expect to see. Can you drive? yes, can you stick cards on a rack? yes. Honestly what are you supposed to put on a CV? Anyway - has made me decide not to bother - I don't need £50 a week that much!


                      Edit - Oh and we can't say **** now??? wtf?
                      Edit2 - maybe we never could and I just got swearier in my dotage

                      Edit3 - How rude of me - hello all


                      Hello!

                      Tell me about it - I looked at some £15 ph temp jobs i could do in my sleep but couldn't even get a call back. I made it clear in my covering letter that I was looking for a step down from my career to date (a lie but otherwise people wonder), but it seems that they only want idiots for the dumb work.

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