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    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
    Pah. Having to get my CV into some format to be part of a bid pack. It's really tedious to turn my wealth of waffle into a few key words that still make me look just as awesome.

    Hopefully the bid will come off as that'll be next year's work pipeline nicely set up.
    I'll give you an old engineers trick:
    if you can't blind them with science,
    baffle them with bullsh1t.

    gratis

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      Chicken madras, rice and naan for tea. Lovely stuff

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        Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
        Raining.

        Entertainment: dunno yet.
        The didn't last long.

        Entertainment (as determined) Sweeney Todd (2005) with that Ray Winstone cove.

        Rather good in a ghoulish sort of way.

        Long pig.

        Yum.

        Followed by "Bad Skin Clinic" (if it's a new one, and apparently it is S2 E3).

        Starts off with a chap with an epidermoid cyst on his forehead, nice & simple & pustulent in that grey way.

        Next a lady with rosacea.

        Antibiotics. Antimites. Antiredness cream, suncream.

        6 months later it's time for laser.

        Skin is much better.

        At 8 months skin looks very good idea.

        And her nose has returned to normal.

        Chap with "lumps": lipoma x 2.

        Stone me that's a lipoma and no mistake.

        This woman enjoys her work far too much.

        Now a woman with ?dermatisi? (was a hair dresser).

        Off to allergy testing.

        And a different handwashing stuff & a new moisturiser, plus stronger steroid cream.

        And there's a distinct improvement after a week, which is quick.

        Allergic to hair dye (surprise!) and nickel.
        Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 20 October 2020, 21:57.
        When the fun stops, STOP.

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          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          Can't cope with NHS, Police etc recruitment programs at the moment.

          Currently watching Channel 4 News where Jon Snow struggled to say "influencer".
          Hint: stop posting so much doom then.

          I see that the Loan Charge has reached Radio 4 this evening at 20:00
          When the fun stops, STOP.

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            Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
            Hint: stop posting so much doom then.

            I see that the Loan Charge has reached Radio 4 this evening at 20:00
            Doom is hard escaping as most news is doom.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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              Stop reading it, it's toxic.
              When the fun stops, STOP.

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                Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                Stop reading it, it's toxic.
                Sometimes ignorance is bliss

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                  TFBSZ
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                    Sometimes ignorance is bliss
                    Works for me.

                    That & sticking pins in my voodoo doll of Bozo.

                    Entertainment (continued): Massive Engineering Mistakes on Quest+1.

                    Baltimore street collapse onto a railway line, the London Millennium Bridge, Bozo's inability to use condoms.

                    The leaning tower of Pisa.

                    That tower block in NY that the student calculated would fall over if the wind hit it in the right direction.
                    Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 20 October 2020, 22:46.
                    When the fun stops, STOP.

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                      Apart from some Police Interceptors whilst dining, tonight's only viewing was The Sopranos S4E1, For All Debts Public and Private (TV Episode 2002).

                      The rain is holding off at the moment, waiting until it starts to get light

                      Goodnight all

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