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Originally posted by BR14 View Postbeer o'clock was ages ago.
do keep up
Won't happen again Sir!Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostI need to see if mine still starts
I will charge up my jump starter first, just in case. Don't really want to drive it unless I have to as some git will nick my parking space.Comment
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Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostIn other news, next door was put on the market last week & they've accepted an offer this week.
Well there's a thing.
I wonder who my new neighbours will be.Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostPostprandial exercise: four lawns mown, two of mine, two of her next door who's in a home, merely coz I was out there & it looked like a little trim might keep it tidy like.
Purchaser: “I’ll take it!”Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostIs that why they were mowing the lawn?
Tea: M&S breaded plaice, orange juice, yogurt (non corner) x 2, 0.91 pints of good Glengettie tea, and a ham sandwich with mustard (Irish) at 16:15.
The volcano nutjobs are doing their thing on BBC4 at 21:00.
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostSpO2 99%, PR 55 to 57, if anybody was wondering
Originally posted by NickFitz View PostEstate Agent: “And as you see it even comes with a gardener who lives next door, so he’ll always be at your beck and call!”
Purchaser: “I’ll take it!”Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 28 April 2020, 17:07.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostIn other news, next door was put on the market last week & they've accepted an offer this week.
Well there's a thing.
I wonder who my new neighbours will be.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
The volcano nutjobs are doing their thing on BBC4 at 21:00.Comment
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Ozark (Nutjobs) Series 3. Very good start. Just a few deaths to start with...
Thai chicken stir-fry, extra hot. Home made espresso and halva ice cream. No booze Sun to Fri.I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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