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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    New tyres on the toy. Need to go and play...
    I need to see if mine still starts

    I will charge up my jump starter first, just in case. Don't really want to drive it unless I have to as some git will nick my parking space.

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      Rained solidly here all day in the Shire.

      Did a four mile run in it at lunchtime, I like running in the rain.

      Protein shake post run to try and stay off the biscuits. I lasted 30 mins.

      Stay safe people.

      qh
      He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

      I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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        by jove that was a full on day.
        alligators* dealt with, i now declare it Beer O'Clock!!



        *other words like numptys, numbnuts, bampots etc would suffice

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          Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
          I need to see if mine still starts

          I will charge up my jump starter first, just in case. Don't really want to drive it unless I have to as some git will nick my parking space.
          Guy who fitted the tyres said - "I've left the labels on the tyres as they're quite difficult to remove so you might hear a little ticking until they're worn off"...

          "That's Ok, I'll just put it sideways for a couple of laps of the roundabout, that should do it..."

          He looked at me slightly askance.

          I reassured him that I wasn't the kind of chap to put a car sideways round a roundabout.

          Certainly not in the middle of the afternoon anyway
          Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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            Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

            "That's Ok, I'll just put it sideways for a couple of laps of the roundabout, that should do it..."

            He looked at me slightly askance.

            I reassured him that I wasn't the kind of chap to put a car sideways round a roundabout.

            Certainly not in the middle of the afternoon anyway
            I did that on a roundabout in Cardiff for no readily apparent reason.

            It must have looked quite impressive in a 3 litre Granada.

            Went on roundabout, went sideways for no reason I could see, and went off at the exit I'd intended to use as if nothing unusual had happened.

            All at a stately 25 mph.
            When the fun stops, STOP.

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              My brother tried to go sideways round a roundabout in my car. He also turned off the traction control, declaring it unnecessary. Nearly put my car in a ditch.

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                In other news, next door was put on the market last week & they've accepted an offer this week.

                Well there's a thing.

                I wonder who my new neighbours will be.
                When the fun stops, STOP.

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                  Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                  In other news, next door was put on the market last week & they've accepted an offer this week.

                  Well there's a thing.

                  I wonder who my new neighbours will be.
                  Is that why they were mowing the lawn?

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                    Lunch was the remains of yesterday's roast pork garnished with apple sauce as a sandwich, accompanied by a pack of Mini Cheddars and a large glass of Vimto. Splendiferous.
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                      Lunch was the remains of yesterday's roast pork garnished with apple sauce as a sandwich, accompanied by a pack of Mini Cheddars and a large glass of Vimto. Splendiferous.
                      it's 16:45 therefore I'm having a beer!

                      Anybody want one? I'm off to the beer fridge.
                      Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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