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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    maybe anybody else is a better cook?
    just sayin'

    This is very true in my case!

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      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      A quick thought for the collective brain...
      Yesterday's cabinet zoom meeting. Do we think Michael Gove signed up using his personal gmail account (OK, more likely hotmail) rather than his parliamentary account?

      Anyone want to fire off a bunch of emails to michael.gove739@...
      And see which one reaches him?
      Better yet, try and grab any of those not yet taken. His colleagues seem the sort to get the domain wrong so parliamentary secrets could soon be winging your way ...

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        Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
        WTF they climbed that stack for is beyond me.
        The Mallory reason: Because it's there.

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          Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
          I still haven't done anything with the pineapple HWMBO left behind. How long do they last for?
          That usually depends on how many times they put empty bottles back in the cupboard.

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            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            Cause you're as good in the kitchen as you are in the bedroom?
            I most definitely am

            We make everything from scratch here, processed food is not welcome in our kitchen.

            In fact due to longstanding lack of work we don't eat out hardly at all, obviously including recently I might add.
            There aren't many things we cannot make perfectly well ourselves.

            Having fantastic, well priced, butchers and fishmongers of many years standing in the local area helps.

            However, we did eat out here, the other year, when we were really flush, the table had to be booked a year in advance.

            el celler de can roca

            We started at 8:30 PM, finished dinner at 1:30AM.

            Expensive for sure, but realised from that experience what poor value you are generally getting when eating out in this country.
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              Sun's out though the sky's still white.

              Fishmongers: Mr Rees the Fishmonger, used to drive around in his Morris 1000 van selling freshly caught fish from Swansea docks.

              Originally posted by Strangelove Gran
              I'll have a couple of fillets of hake, please, Mr Rees
              Arthur the Oil: horse & cart selling paraffin.

              Blodwen Price: farmer's wife selling veg off the back of a horse & cart.

              Mr George the newsagent: used to deliver the Sunday papers, built up a tidy business his son managed to piss away.
              When the fun stops, STOP.

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                Phew, TPD is back, thought it was gone for ever !!!
                Married

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                  Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Post
                  Phew, TPD is back, thought it was gone for ever !!!
                  <Gerry Adams Voice > We haven't gone away, you know < / GAV>
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    Morning denizens

                    Forum having a little wobble?

                    Grey out, 7°C, dry. Bloody repeats

                    I had another vaguely unsettled night’s sleep. One dream in particular was mildly interesting though. It was one of those where I was trying to get somewhere I knew, but kept getting lost. However, for I think the first time ever in such a dream, I kept thinking I should just use dream Google Maps on my dream phone. My subconscious would then hastily make me think that no, I knew where I was now and was nearly there, then lose me again, but each time I’d start reaching for the phone. This attitude of “Just look it up, you’ve got a phone” could make it seriously difficult for my subconscious when it’s trying to do my head in in future dreams; maybe it’ll give up eventually

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Apologies. I find it ironic that when I post stuff I am accused of having mental health issues. When things are bad I post nothing or very little. I prefer to be left alone.
                      Go and have a look at the goats <- manly

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