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MrsBP insists on having that nonsense on. The Jeremy Kyle show of news programs.Originally posted by AndyGarbs View PostFantastic interview on GMB with Bob who is 112 years young, Oldest Man in the World
I have to stop myself putting my boot through the TV....Comment
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I just texted PyschoCandy. Telling him that since he has immunity from abuse in professional forums he will get double abuse in general.
I would start a general parody thread - though I get the feeling Cojak is in a bad mood. I might get INFRACTION POINTS.
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Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
The headache has finally gone!
Had an awful night's sleep though. Absolutely cream crackered this morning. Already had two cups of coffee.
Client co tinkering with invoicing processes. It was 4-weekly, now it's calendar monthly. And now 45 day payment terms which is a variation on the 30-day payment terms in the contract.
Yesterday's news that the country could be like this for 3 - 6 months was not welcome.
All conspiring to make me a tad grumpy today.
Do you mean grumpy or grumpier?
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Until MS gets a 1 month ban which then ends up being given to you. Luckily, mone of the mods are old and senile.Originally posted by ladymuck View PostTBH it's an honour to mixed up with MS
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There areOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Interesting there are only 2 women on CUK and they get mistaken! Oh wait, cojak is female too. There must be some others....Comment
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Creep!Originally posted by xoggoth View PostSorry, getting my favourite CUK ladies mixed up.
Be careful or I will report you to NLUK. He is very protective - he might even challenge you to a duel...Comment
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Oh yes! I just went to the co-op - and got within less than 2 metres of someone! What an exciting life I lead!Originally posted by ladymuck View PostOoh... you're feeling brave this morning!Comment
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We needed milk. I wanted to get rid of some shrapnel too. They wanted people to pay by card - hey ho.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOh yes! I just went to the co-op - and got within less than 2 metres of someone! What an exciting life I lead!
In the co-op I saw MrsBP's "friend". We put some of BabyBP's old toys on our front wall - she took the lot to send to India. We have 2 bags ready to go at the moment. Luckily we have a huge house with loads of storage.
Her friend occasionally pops round. She drinks a bottle of wine in about 15 minutes! I think her husband stops her drinking - very sad. Probably explains why she is so anti-men.
Her friend apologies for not visiting. MrsBP is relieved.
Oh the dfriend had driven to the co-op. For 2 bags of stuff. We live 40 metres from co-op - friend is 50 metres. Why drive?
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Single women tend not to reveal themselves on CUK. I remember CM did - her inbox was full of suitors. She had the choice of many - Churchill was the lucky one!Originally posted by Anonimouse View PostThere areComment
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