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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHave you tried Works for me if used early enough?Comment
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East Midlands Railways have refunded 50% of my train fare to Manchester for the CUK do, due to the delays which led to me getting there about thirty minutes later than planned (and by a considerably more circuitous route)Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostEast Midlands Railways have refunded 50% of my train fare to Manchester for the CUK do, due to the delays which led to me getting there about thirty minutes later than planned (and by a considerably more circuitous route)
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Originally posted by original PM View PostBeers on you at the next one then.
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Lunch has been zingy chicken & lentil soup, with wholemeal bread
All while watching Australian Customs harassing people for simply having bags filled with heroinComment
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Lunch was poached tomato and scrambled egg on Morrisons sunflower and pumpking seed toast (crust), with a beetroot sarnie and 1.05 pints of Good Glengettie Tea rounding it all off.
Today's score on Freecell was 92%.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostEeeh. Wot u dun Brillo? I slipped over a couple of weeks ago and bashed me back on the border wall while cleaning me little van. All ok in a week but it's nice to know that neighbours come rushing to help you when they hear you shout "F........................!" at the top of your voice.
According to BR14 twas just a scratch for me. I came off bike - fell on hip. While hobbling I have knackered my hip flexor. GrrrrrrrComment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
I was very poorly yesterday when I was supposed to be visiting the parentals to drop off presents.
Not sure what caused the proliferation of vomit but the prime suspect is Friday night's oysters.
Well it always makes MrsBP vomit.
When I say always, I mean the once. It was January 2007. The night I took her to darts. She lowered her guard. And thus she became pregnant.
Actuallt the bit about the darts is untrue. It was Rohypnol.....Comment
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