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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    is that what she told you ?

    cool and crisp in Sluff

    on the way to Potters Bar
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Century
      Ooh! My first one and I totally missed it!

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        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        Ooh! My first one and I totally missed it!

        that happens to Brillo's ladies a lot
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          Just taken delivery of 20 x 3l cans of Elanthy olive oil - not all for us, but if you buy > 15 you get a big discount so we buy and then supply a few friends and neighbours.
          Also took delivery of a Christmas present for my sister in law from Home
          Not sure I like the sound of a 'living rug'

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            Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
            Ooh! My first one and I totally missed it!
            that's what you tell all the boys

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              Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
              Stocks of M&S chunky breaded haddock duly replenished this very morning.


              Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
              Managed to point one of the other ldgits: in the direction of The National Library of Scotland OS maps, this probably being of more innerest than the tulipty bing/google thing he was looking at yesterday.

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                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                cool and crisp in Sluff

                on the way to Potters Bar
                I hope you are not cycling!

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                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                  Ooh! My first one and I totally missed it!
                  I thought the whole point of tpd was celebrating significant numbers?

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I thought the whole point of tpd was celebrating significant numbers?
                    there's a point to tpd??

                    cor, - stone me!

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                      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                      there's a point to tpd??

                      cor, - stone me!
                      Apparently it has to stay here until the oil runs out.

                      Walk walked up to the viewless point.

                      Stone me that wind is bracing. Brrrrrrr.

                      Confirmed by observation of two gentlement that the stainless steel bolt heads on the reservoir dam are theodolite points.

                      Found two pretty leaves that are now pressing under a pile of VB3 books.

                      I knew they'd come in handy someday.

                      They're talking about whips and chains on You & Yours.

                      Sadly it's all about recycling fridges.

                      Lunch was baked beans on Morrisons pumpkin seed toast followed inevitably by 1.05 pints of Good Glengettie Tea.

                      The afternoon's excitement will probably include filling four bags with green waste & taking them down the dump and possibly potching about with the welder in an attempt to fix the gate.
                      Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 20 November 2019, 12:49.
                      When the fun stops, STOP.

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