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    Back from the doc's. I think the main difference between doctors and programmers is that doctors don't have the option of rewriting their patients from scratch; but if they could, they would

    Better get those links together before everybody starts nagging

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      Links are up

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        Regrettably, no, I do not jest. I wish. The ant colony in her fat rolls, the lice in her hair, and the roach colony living in her purse were the stuff nightmares are made of. The floor nurses were mad for days after we admitted her.



        https://allnurses.com/nursing-humor-...ost-20151.html


        I want the banana being beaten with a stick that's on this page:

        https://forums.studentdoctor.net/thr...257985/page-69
        Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 9 July 2018, 14:39.
        When the fun stops, STOP.

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          Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post


          Good find, I think…

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            Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
            Well that didn't happen but the trip to Tesco & Morrisons did.

            Tea was a Morrisons steak & kidney pie with Heinz(tm) baked beans.

            Living the dream.

            This afternoon's entertainment in the unbearable heat was "Beverly Hills Cop III" which it would appear I've never seen before.

            https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109254/

            It was very good (considering that it's a III).

            I want an Annihilator 2000.



            But I want it upgraded to play Blurays instead.


            Followed by "The Adams Family" which wasn't anywhere nearly as funny as I remembered.

            https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101272/

            A couple of laugh out loud moments, but otherwise rather tedious.
            You still can't beat the old standards though.

            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              Lovely.

              16:55 cancelled, 17:12 late.

              I love the railways.

              Laundry room a mere 34 deg C until I opened the doors.

              And I have a headache.

              Ho hum.
              When the fun stops, STOP.

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                The living room's down to 29°C, and I'm thinking "Oh, what a refreshing change"

                Clouding over a bit now, but we never got so much as a sniff of the showers that were promised

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                  Lovely sunset earlier

                  Ribs and chips for tea

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                    This room is a mere 25.6 deg C.

                    Did I mention that the min/max thermometer indicated that the laundry room had got itself up to 34.3 deg C earlier?

                    The sky box is saying the card is fecked again.

                    I think it's getting too hot for its own good.

                    Maybe extra fans will help.

                    I've unplugged it until Wednesday when the next programme of any interest is on.

                    Tea was a little more of yesterday's lamb.

                    TFBSZ
                    When the fun stops, STOP.

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                      Tonight's entertainment was the more recent implementation of Ocean's Eleven (2001). Good heist, I thought

                      I'm hoping I'll sleep slightly better tonight than I did last night, but I'm not sure this place has cooled down enough for that yet

                      Goodnight all

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