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    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    The psychotic dog is back.

    Really makes my day listening to the little fecker barking all day.

    His owner was there too.
    We have a run away Guinea Fowl loose in the village atm. Noisy fecker kicks off at first light every morning with a noise like a squeaky wheelbarrow being put through a feedback loop. Too stupid to find it's way home and too stupid to let itself be caught and taken home. They give pheasant a run for their money when it comes to brains.

    Can I borrow your AK? I promise I'll clean it afterwards
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      Good morning people

      Still a faint lingering smell of smoke in the air from the moorland fires last eve.

      Hazier sunshine today but mainly blue skies and more importantly a far clearer M60 than usual.

      Enjoy your weekend.
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
        If you see the four horsemen then I'm afraid it's probably all over.
        The four horsemen would be a blessed relief right now.

        The main corridor to our office has two sets of toilets on, both of which have had plumbing work this week. This work seem to have resulted in a large amount of dirty bog water being splashed around. Now that they're drying out the smell is atrocious. Either that are the drains are fecked. Walking in and out of the office is a disgusting experience and nearly made me wretch.

        Added to which it seems today is an Open Day, meaning that campus is crawling with Esteemed Customers, potential Esteemed Customers and their parents.

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          Originally posted by covbob View Post
          The four horsemen would be a blessed relief right now.

          The main corridor to our office has two sets of toilets on, both of which have had plumbing work this week. This work seem to have resulted in a large amount of dirty bog water being splashed around. Now that they're drying out the smell is atrocious. Either that are the drains are fecked. Walking in and out of the office is a disgusting experience and nearly made me wretch.

          Added to which it seems today is an Open Day, meaning that campus is crawling with Esteemed Customers, potential Esteemed Customers and their parents.

          *retch

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            Morning all CBS as usual.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              Originally posted by covbob View Post
              Added to which it seems today is an Open Day, meaning that campus is crawling with Esteemed Customers, potential Esteemed Customers and their parents.

              Do the esteemed customers get anywhere near said foul bogness?

              Sounds like a good technique for putting them off.
              When the fun stops, STOP.

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                Morning all. TFIF etc etc

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                  Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                  TFIF etc etc
                  Well spotted!
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                    Do the esteemed customers get anywhere near said foul bogness?

                    Sounds like a good technique for putting them off.
                    Sadly not! This is a staff only corridor so we're the only ones who have to endure it.

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                      Originally posted by covbob View Post
                      Sadly not! This is a staff only corridor so we're the only ones who have to endure it.
                      Sounds like a quick call to H&S is required.

                      Oh.

                      My mistake.

                      That's not wot they're for.
                      When the fun stops, STOP.

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