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    #id
    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Strawberries!
    Fruit! Careful!

    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    With Green & Black's chocolate ice cream, no less
    As you were
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #id
      Morning denizens

      Grey start here, though there's a risk of sun this afternoon

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        #id
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        Fruit! Careful!
        One of my five-a-month

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          #id
          Sunny here.

          Polleny here. <sneeze cough wheeze>

          Hot here. <sweats gently>

          Hopefully an Esteemed Customer free zone today.
          When the fun stops, STOP.

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            #id
            Some choice turns of phrase in Rashid v Munir & Ors [2018] EWHC 1258 (QB) (22 May 2018): "…a festival of mendacity", "…a rich display of competitive dishonesty", "…businesses the details of the operation and profitability of which were but lightly touched upon in the tax returns of the defendants."

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              #id
              Bacon cob for lunch

              It's brightening up a bit out there now from time to time, having turned a bit Simpsonsesque

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                #id
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Some choice turns of phrase in Rashid v Munir & Ors [2018] EWHC 1258 (QB) (22 May 2018): "…a festival of mendacity", "…a rich display of competitive dishonesty", "…businesses the details of the operation and profitability of which were but lightly touched upon in the tax returns of the defendants."
                And how did the esteemed member of the equally esteemed congregation discover this remarkable judgement?
                When the fun stops, STOP.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                  And how did the esteemed member of the equally esteemed congregation discover this remarkable judgement?
                  Via HeliCraig (who no longer congregates here, but exists under a different name on Twitter) - no idea how he found it, he just liked the language too

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Some choice turns of phrase in Rashid v Munir & Ors [2018] EWHC 1258 (QB) (22 May 2018): "…a festival of mendacity", "…a rich display of competitive dishonesty", "…businesses the details of the operation and profitability of which were but lightly touched upon in the tax returns of the defendants."
                    I particularly liked

                    "in his evidence was…as heroically dishonest as he is in his everyday life."
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      I particularly liked

                      "in his evidence was…as heroically dishonest as he is in his everyday life."
                      Yes! And then there's "The judge warned the parties that he intended to send a transcript of his judgment together with the case papers to the Director of Public Prosecutions. My inquiries have revealed that, in the event, this was not done. That is an omission which this Court intends to put right."

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