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    #id
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What is the chauffer doing? And is the helicopter out of service?
    I want to be able to boast that I walked three miles to get there when they ask the inevitable question about exercise

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      #id
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

      (I couldn't find that anywhere online so I had to find the book on the shelf and scan it myself, which is why the end near the spine of the book is a bit distorted.)
      I have a copy of that book

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        #id
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        I want to be able to boast that I walked three miles to get there when they ask the inevitable question about exercise
        Or you could say "I have walked as much this morning as in the last 3 years"......

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          #id
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Or you could say "I have walked as much this morning as in the last 3 years"......
          I must start logging the big shop at Sainsbury's as a workout on my phone - that always feels like bloody miles

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            #id
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Or you could say "I have walked as much this morning as in the last 3 years"......
            have you walked 500 miles?
            and will you walk 500 more?
            you could be entitled to compensation.
            contact the PRO claimers now.

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              #id
              Better get to bed, I suppose. Going to be getting up before sunrise for the first time this year

              Goodnight all

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                #id
                Aaaaagh! Volunteered to be a moderator on my local Freecycle group a few days ago, assuming I would be one of several and, after moderating just two test posts, suddenly find I am the group LEAD moderator. Lots of cockups to come I fear.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #id
                  Morning denizens

                  Still quite dark out, though apparently there might be the odd spot of sunshine on my amble up to the hospital

                  But first: coffee, strong. I don't care what it does to their ECG readings

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    Aaaaagh! Volunteered to be a moderator on my local Freecycle group a few days ago, assuming I would be one of several and, after moderating just two test posts, suddenly find I am the group LEAD moderator. Lots of cockups to come I fear.
                    Xog the mod!

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                      #id
                      Morning all
                      Clear blue skies although there’s a mist out at sea, so while I can see the sun rise over Portland Bill, I can’t actually see the Bill itself.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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